THE BRITISH INQUISITION

The anti-motorist and ultra-politically correct chief constable of North Wales, Richard Brunstrum (who was recently caused a brouhaha by referring to certain people a ‘queers’), has had a letter sent to all taxi firms in North Wales threatening them with ASBOs if they toot their horns to notify their customers that their cab has arrived.

The letter, actually written by Inspector Gary Ashton, states: ‘I seek your support in bringing about an immediate and permanent end to this practice’.

Any driver tooting his horn would be checked to see if he had been warned by the police before, if so, then the police would apply for an ASBO against him. To breach an ASBO carries a maximum of 5 years in prison.