THE LOONY LEFT

Labour has now decided that the terms ‘bachelor’ and ‘spinster’ are politically incorrect, and that such terms are ‘not clear enough’ regarding the status of homosexuals. The term ‘single’ is now to be enforced for marriage and the new civil partnerships certificates (aka gay marriages).

It is expected that the Church of England will soon come under pressure to abolish the usage of the terms as well.

Bachelor is a term which has been used for more than 600 years.

A government spokesman said: ‘The proposal is to make things consistent so civil marriages and civil partnerships are registered in the same way’.