THE LOONY LEFT

A teenage thug, who had been ordered to stop wearing hooded tops and baseball caps [which he had used to hide his identity on his crime sprees], has had the ban overturned. His lawyers successfully argued that his human right to ‘personal development’ was being breached.

The order had been included in an Anti-Social Behaviour Order.

The teenager who had caused a crime wave in Portsmouth will presumably now feel free to express himself and develop his criminal lifestyle.